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One Nation Under Par is a humorous golf book that hits a hole-in-one for virtually anyone that has interest in politics, golf and sports, gambling, and even funny pet tricks. Golf Humor

 

If you could ask any presidential candidate a question while they’re hooked up to a lie detector, what would you ask them?

If your choice for president was a dishonest and corrupt politician, or an honest semi-pro golfer whose gorgeous wife made money the old fashion way, and his campaign manager is a Las Vegas gambling talk show host, who would you vote for?

Come inside and play a few holes with One Nation Under Par!

 

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One Nation Under Par Amazon Reviews:

humorous golfPolitical Humor/ pop culture / sports fusion - Great Read!!, March 4, 2007 (Richmond, VA USA)

One Nation Under Par is a great book from cover to cover. The author definitely has a unique but completely appealing sense of humor.

The characters and situations are well thought out. You don't have to be a golfer or have a political vein to enjoy this. It takes you on the improbable roller coaster ride of a prospective pro-golfer as he falls head first onto the American political scene. You'll never look at the (rat)race for the White House the same way again.

I couldn't put this one down. If you like golf humor with a absurd political vein, this is absolutely a MUST READ!!!

golf giftGreat Golf Humor:Caddyshack with a political twist., June 20, 2007 (Pittsburgh, PA)

This book reminded me of Caddy Shack: wacky, silly golf humor, but with a funny political twist. The 19th hole really summed up the ending. It reads like you're watching a movie. If you like politics, golf, or just like to laugh, this is a great buy.

Excerpt from One Nation Under Par

Best of all, Ashley’s dad, Buford, felt that his connections with a congressman could help his business and reputation as well.  Thus far, his highly successful business of all-you-can-eat ribs was based on the notion that you were actually eating pork ribs, especially since the establishment’s name was Swine Dine.  Yet, nowhere on the menu did the words “pork,” “pig,” or “swine” actually appear.  All a customer read was “$9.99 all-you-can-eat ribs.”  To be fair, the rib sauce was quite good.  It had to be, to cover up the taste of whatever animal-de-jour was used for the cheap, never ending portions.  Without anyone’s attention and shortly after Buford opened several Swine Dines, the North Carolina Game and Wildlife Federation, and the North Carolina Humane Society both documented sharp declines of a variety of wild and tame (pet) animals.  They surmised that global warming was making a significant impact on the reproduction and longevity of animals. 

 

ONE NATION UNDER PAR

THE MOVIE

 

Caddyshack Humor with a Political Twist

 

Screenplay Logline:

A gambling talk show host bets his national audience $25,000 that his last minute and unknown semi-pro golf candidate will win the US presidency by challenging all candidates to a lie detector test of truth

Synopsis:

Sonny Hoag, a well connected and unscrupulous Congressman, employs voluptuous Ginger Holiday to obtain vital political information for him, but lust overwhelms him during payment of rendered services. Ginger, disgusted, secretly turns on a video camera, and films him in an uncompromising and non-presidental manner.

Years later, Jeff Taylor, making his last attempt to play the US Open, notices a sexy and Corona filled Ginger at the golf course. Just as he’s striking the ball to ultimately win the tournament, her high-heel shoe seeps into the soft turf and falls, causing Jeff to miss the putt and lose. While consoling Jeff in the bar, Ginger jumps on Jeff when the TV announces Sonny Hoag’s bid for the presidency. Jeff lashes out that all candidates should be connected to a lie detector test prior to running for office.

Longshot, a gambling talk show host with a large national audience, overhears his profound comment, and bets Jeff a million dollars that he’ll make him a millionaire by entering him in the presidential race.

In addition, Longshot patriotically bets his radio audience a $25,000 that he’ll place an unknown and inexperienced candidate in the White House, as only his candidate can pass a pre-election lie detector test. The news media forces this unique challenge to all candidates, thrusting Jeff and Ginger into the election limelight.

This challenge ignites Sonny Hoag to hire a devious problem solver to derail Jeff’s campaign. This turns into a political match play event, with both parties using any means necessary to derail their opponunt. Who will end up riding the golf cart down Pennsylvania Avenue? Find out in One Nation Under Par.

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Based on the fictional novel, One Nation Under Par

Screenplay and novel written by Mark Nemcek

mark@onenationunderpar.us

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