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One
Nation Under Par is a humorous golf book that hits a hole-in-one for virtually
anyone that has interest in politics, golf and sports, gambling, and even
funny pet tricks. Golf Humor
If
you could ask any presidential candidate a question while they’re
hooked up to a lie detector, what would you ask them?
If
your choice for president was a dishonest and corrupt politician, or an
honest semi-pro golfer whose gorgeous wife made money the old fashion
way, and his campaign manager is a Las Vegas gambling talk show host,
who would you vote for?
Come
inside and play a few holes with One Nation Under Par!
$11.95 Click here to Buy Now.
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One
Nation Under Par Amazon Reviews:
Political
Humor/ pop culture / sports fusion - Great Read!!, March 4, 2007 (Richmond, VA USA)
One Nation Under Par is a great book from cover to cover. The author
definitely has a unique but completely appealing sense of humor.
The characters and situations are well thought out. You don't have
to be a golfer or have a political vein to enjoy this. It takes
you on the improbable roller coaster ride of a prospective pro-golfer
as he falls head first onto the American political scene. You'll
never look at the (rat)race for the White House the same way again.
I couldn't put this one down. If you like golf humor with a absurd
political vein, this is absolutely a MUST READ!!!
Great
Golf Humor:Caddyshack with a political twist., June
20, 2007 (Pittsburgh, PA)
This book reminded me of Caddy Shack: wacky, silly
golf humor, but with a funny political twist. The 19th hole really
summed up the ending. It reads like you're watching a movie. If
you like politics, golf, or just like to laugh, this is a great
buy.
Excerpt
from One Nation Under Par
Best
of all, Ashley’s dad, Buford, felt that his connections with a congressman
could help his business and reputation as well. Thus far, his highly successful business of all-you-can-eat ribs was
based on the notion that you were actually eating pork ribs, especially since
the establishment’s name was Swine Dine. Yet, nowhere on the menu did the words “pork,” “pig,” or “swine”
actually appear. All a customer read was
“$9.99 all-you-can-eat ribs.” To be
fair, the rib sauce was quite good. It
had to be, to cover up the taste of whatever animal-de-jour was used for the
cheap, never ending portions. Without
anyone’s attention and shortly after Buford opened several Swine Dines, the
North Carolina Game and Wildlife Federation, and the North Carolina Humane Society
both documented sharp declines of a variety of wild and tame (pet)
animals. They surmised that global
warming was making a significant impact on the reproduction and longevity of
animals.
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ONE
NATION UNDER PAR
THE
MOVIE
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Caddyshack
Humor with a Political Twist
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Screenplay
Logline:
A
gambling talk show host bets his national audience $25,000
that his last minute and unknown semi-pro golf candidate will
win the US presidency by challenging all candidates to a lie
detector test of truth
Synopsis:
Sonny
Hoag, a well connected and unscrupulous Congressman, employs voluptuous
Ginger Holiday to obtain vital political information for him, but
lust overwhelms him during payment of rendered services. Ginger,
disgusted, secretly turns on a video camera, and films him in an
uncompromising and non-presidental manner.
Years
later, Jeff Taylor, making his last attempt to play the US Open,
notices a sexy and Corona filled Ginger at the golf course. Just
as he’s striking the ball to ultimately win the tournament,
her high-heel shoe seeps into the soft turf and falls, causing Jeff
to miss the putt and lose. While consoling Jeff in the bar, Ginger
jumps on Jeff when the TV announces Sonny Hoag’s bid for the
presidency. Jeff lashes out that all candidates should be connected
to a lie detector test prior to running for office.
Longshot,
a gambling talk show host with a large national audience, overhears
his profound comment, and bets Jeff a million dollars that he’ll
make him a millionaire by entering him in the presidential race.
In addition,
Longshot patriotically bets his radio audience a $25,000 that he’ll
place an unknown and inexperienced candidate in the White House,
as only his candidate can pass a pre-election lie detector test.
The news media forces this unique challenge to all candidates, thrusting
Jeff and Ginger into the election limelight.
This
challenge ignites Sonny Hoag to hire a devious problem solver to
derail Jeff’s campaign. This turns into a political match
play event, with both parties using any means necessary to derail
their opponunt. Who will end up riding the golf cart down Pennsylvania
Avenue? Find out in One Nation Under Par.
The
review the Script, Click Here:
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Based on the fictional novel, One Nation Under Par
Screenplay
and novel written by Mark Nemcek
mark@onenationunderpar.us
561-350-4770
Agent
and Movie Inquiries Welcome
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561-350-4770
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© 2007 Publish to Go Publications, LLC all
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